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Jack
and his Big Bum
- by Jennifer Layne Mesce (a.k.a. the roomie)
November 13, 1999
ok, so leah
has been asking for an account on our wonderful life with jack for quite
some time now. well, she just flashed me jack's huge @$$, and I somehow
became inspired. however, i'm not quite sure where to begin...jack has
affected out lives in so many ways. let me give you a few examples.
one night, I was enjoying quite a peaceful sleep. however, i woke suddenly at 6:00 in the morning when I felt a furry something crawling up my arm. guess who it was? no, it wasn't leah -- it was jack. and he scared the crap out of me. he somehow broke out of his ball in the middle of the night and thought it woud be humorous to galavant around the room AND on my bed at 6 AM. of course, the roommate slept through the entire thing; however, did not hesitate to wonder how jack magically got back in his cage during the night. i did not hesitate to inform her about jack's failed attempt to seduce me during the night.
hmm...what else? oh yes. jack smells. and he has a very large bum. he makes our room smell like hamster bum. and if you try to cover up the stink w/ some nice smelly perfume, you end up w/ a water lilly hamster @$$ combo odor. not good.
jack is not too bright, either. he chews and gnaws at the bars on his cage (loudly at 4 AM) in the hopes that one day he will break free! these bars are made of metal, mind you. the best is when he gets frustrated, climbs to the top of his cage, hangs there for a second upside down, then "ba-boom!", falls down. and starts all over again.
but, the rumor is true: he's so darn cute!
No Butts About It
- by Anthony "Tony" DeMarco
November 18, 1999
ok.......i just
have to say.........your hamster is definately cute....BUT, that BUTT
of his is just TOO MUCH.......it seriously looks like a whole different
animal :-) but thaz ok.......and one other thing.....he chews the cover
on your bed incessantly to no avail, im sure you knew that but i just
wanted to let ya know :-)
Jack
goes to his first bible study...
- by Susan Heavener
February 7, 2000
Jack rolled up to
people in the group in his ball as they all sat in a circle on the floor
for the study. Mark - who led the study - was quite allergic to any
furry thing. Jack thought it would be fun to roll himself to Mark and
taunt him with his big bad "furry" self.
It made for a short bible study that night and a ban on Jack attending future meetings with Mark.
How is Jack's spiritual walk?